i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
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