So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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