Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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