Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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