I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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