He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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