Pregnant stripper...not hot.
babies were throwing up all over the place
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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