I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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