Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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