Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
But theres a keg here and me gusta
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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