She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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