She's JV to your varsity
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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