It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
foreskin is a definite game changer
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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