Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
try to milk me bitch
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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