$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
that is very illegal...i love you.
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