I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Alive.
So much puke
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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