dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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