So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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