Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
You pole danced in your parka.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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