who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Randomize
