Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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