it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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