Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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