i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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