How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
