she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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