I like my sex mixed with concussions.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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