The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
porn star boner night. come get it.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I think people are normalizing furries
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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