ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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