We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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