Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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