The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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