I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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