pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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