check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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