but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Randomize
