I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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