Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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