Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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