wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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