we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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