I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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