I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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