I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
