Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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