Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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