Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
My liver just had a heart attack.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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