no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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