why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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