nut hugger
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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