So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
