i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Randomize