My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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