And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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